SALESMAN: “This beautiful Italian Masterpiece is the Giulia. It’s got a top speed of a hundred and ninety one miles an hour. Zero to sixty in three point eight seconds.”
MB: “Need that speed.”
SALESMAN: “It’s got traction control.”
MB: “How can I shut that off?”
SALESMAN: “Oh, it’s there for safety.”
MB: “Ah, I’m lookin’ for lots of slip slide.”
MB: “Bulletproof glass option?”
SALESMAN: “That, I’d have to run up the corporate flagpole.”
MB: “Excellant-o... it’s Italian...”
SALESMAN: “It’s not Italian.”
MB: [*Excited car driving noises*]
SALESMAN: “You kind of look like that director guy, Michael Bay.”
MB: “That *BEEP*? ...No, I do not.”
(MB and Salesman outside of Guilia)(Action shots of Guilia)(Shot of car flying, explosion)(Shot of another car flying, explosion)
SALESMAN: “Yeah, you do.”
MB: “No.”
SALESMAN: “It’s got an adjustable suspension, sport, comfort.”
MB: “I don’t need comfort, I’m looking for something that can drive down stairs, jump about thirty feet. Like, jump jump!”
SALESMAN: “Hm. Unique request.”
MB: “I’m a very specific unique customer.”
SALESMAN: “Named Michael...?”
MB: “I’ll take seven.”
SALESMAN: “Seven?!”
MB: “Seven.”
SALESMAN: “Are you gonna blow these up in a movie?”
MB: [*Laughter*]
MB: “I’m not that dude.”
SALESMAN: “‘Course not.”
MB: “Let’s just talk about warranty packages.This is a serious important-o issue, does this cover liability, property damage?”SALESMAN: [*OOf noise*]